"In age when American reading scores are at an all time low, I would suggested that Debra Lafave should be named the Patron Saint of Education. If someone who looked like Lafave blew me every time I read every time I read a fucking Dr. Suess book, I'd have written Moby Dick seven times over by now. Instead, you're reading this. So you tell me who the victim of a blowjob-free education is."

From here

I'll never forget where i was

originally posted when I heard about the tragically wrong results of the 2008 Canadian Blog Awards

It's a sad day for all of us. Likely by now, You've heard the news about the Canadian blog awards. If you're still reading this, and wondering about the best way to drown your sorrows, I recommend Irish Whiskey, but another thing that helps is to revel in the fact that we Skippy supporters were right and Canadian voters were wrong. There are tons of examples of this out there already, but I've been meaning to compile this list for some time now.

Skippy has covered the issue of young boys getting blown by their teachers and just how fucking hot their teachers are longer than any other blogger. Whenever somebody says that the impending death of daily newspapers is a bad thing I tell them to show me one of those fucking butt-rags that hired Skippy to do a series on hot teachers blowing their students. Inevitably, they are at a loss for how to answer that. And I say "Hah!" take your daily newspapers and stick them up your ass. Skippy had to write all this for free. That's the top of the list of why daily newspapers deserve to die. That list continues for a while too.

But that's enough from me the archivist, the stories span the whole history of Enjoy Every Sandwich nearly to the beginning and they rule. Many of them are long. Don't try to take them all in at one sitting unless you have a really boring job where you can get away with reading pornographic blogs.

Saturday, June 12, 2004
Hot For Teacher

Tuesday, June 29, 2004
Hot For Teacher .... Again

Wednesday, October 12, 2005
THE DEPRAVITY OF SOCIALISM, BEER STORE GIRL & THOUGHTS ON PERFECT POLYGAMY

Wednesday, November 23, 2005
SHE FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON

Saturday, April 29, 2006
Kids These Days Suck!

Thursday, May 04, 2006
Breaking News From the Filthy Little Slut Desk

Sunday, August 06, 2006
"But Then, My Homework Was Never Quite Like This

This one, from earlier, really isn't part of the hot teacher theme, but it's a classic, so I'm putting it in here anyway:

Thursday, January 20, 2005
The Doctor Will See You Now: Kevin White Has The Greatest Bedside Manner Ever!

Quotable Skippy

"I had forgotten the benefits of unemployment. Benefits like drinking all the time. That's nice. Particularly when combined with my continuing adventures in pharmacology. Did you know that the police take exception to an arrest made by someone who stinks of beer, cheap wine and Jack Daniels who is sailing on a dreamy painkiller high? I wouldn't have believed it myself, but they do. And that says nothing of defence lawyers. Oy.

"Let's just thank God that I never had to sit in open court and answer questions like, "Mr. stalin - if that IS your real name - isn't true that when you took my client into custody, you were drooling, pant less and covered in your own urine?" The fact that I would be under oath and compelled to admit that it was more likely someone else's urine would be more embarrassing than you'll ever know."

From here

Money Quote of the Day

[responding to the State of the Union 04 when W complained of "activist" judges]

Yeah, and those robe wearing motherfuckers are making a real pain in the ass to execute retarded teenagers, too!

http://enjoyeverysandwich.blogspot.com/2004/01/speechifying-part-three-we-are-living.html

Other parts

http://enjoyeverysandwich.blogspot.com/2004/01/speechifying-part-two-from-beginning.html

http://enjoyeverysandwich.blogspot.com/2004/01/speechifying-okay-so-im-almost-week.html

For Those About to Rock!

I was recently asked to explain why I get all of my news from Skippystalin. The answer didn't come right away, but later, it did. Skippy loves stupidity the way Michelangelo loved man-ass. And Skippy's muse inspires similarly historic works of art although in prose, rather than sculpture and paint. The following list is my work-in-progress snapshot of the most essential exhibits of evidence in favor of getting all of your news from Skippystalin:

The People Vs. Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan is the Greatest American Ever
Some Kind of Monster
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
A Quiet Peaceful Life: a Portrait in 24 Hours
Your Own Personal Jesus
The New York Times is Wrong and Bernie Brillstein is a Big Meanie
Just You and Me Punk Rock Girl
The list is a work in progress and could use input from others who know where to get all their news and where not to.

I was thinking that this thing had become totally irrelevant with the advent of the new Skippystalin.com url. But, the thing is, there will still be people who are new to Skippy. As I write this, we're gearing up for a presidential election and that has a tendency to dominate the coverage over at Enjoy Every Sandwich. So these links are meant to introduce the new reader.

Lately, when I go out, I'm reminded again of the need for an intro page to this archive. I've had a lot of people ask me "where did you get that phrase 'violently retarded'?" or something to that effect. I got it here, and then I tell those people where they need to go, but I haven't really put the best link starter package together yet. The links above are that package. They're also on the sidebar at the old Enjoy Every Sandwich site.

Quotable Skippy

"my Sainted Mother never stopped reminding that it's the pussy you don't fuck that gets you in trouble."

From This classic

A day that will live in the opposite of infamy

I'm sure all of you have heard the news already, but here it is: Skippy has gotten his own URL!!

Zombie is busy importing the archives and this little corner of the internets will soon be completely irrelevant.

But I will leave it here just to remind the young people of what it was like back in the pre- skippystalin.com days. It's a period of history that will be hard to explain to the younger generation, but we'll have to try or else they'll never understand just how hard it was for us.

Oh Happy Day!

Ask Skippy is back!!

Now normally, when an argument just goes back and forth, it makes everyone involved look like retards. But I actually enjoyed reading this one.

So not only did he bring back the original classic Ask Skippy feature, he did it with a question from me, and provoked a 75 entry comment brawl with Mook. I think this proves that the world is getting better.

Oh and no, I didn't make it all the way to the bottom of that comment brawl, only to somewhere in the middle. I'm the kind of guy who makes a blog devoted to rummaging another blogger's archives, but I'm not that deranged.

My Lists

Back before I found a way to build links to Skippy's whole then-missing archive, I was compiling lists of old posts in categories that I thought were interesting. For those who are new readers of my #1 favorite news source, I think that the Sidebar at Enjoy Every Sandwich is the best place to get a good general overview of what's going on there. The sidebar here is a good second place, and these lists might be a good third. The anti-Catholicism list, and the Lindsay Lohan list are probably my favorites. But I'm in the middle of reading through the whole archive, so my #1 spot may change when I finish that.

One important thing about really good Scotch is you don't swill the good stuff. You sip your Johnny Walker Black until you're good and buzzed, then maybe switch to the Red, unless you have a good job, and then Black is cheap enough to just keep sipping until you are really good and high. Jameson, being a bit cheaper and simpler is another good one to just sip away at. That's why it displaced Johnny Walker years ago as my number one favorite thing ever put in a bottle by the hand of man. But something like 18 year old Macallan, you would be wasting that if you drank it when you're already drunk. It's definitely a bad idea to drink more than a little of that at a time. If you must drink more after that, switch to something in a big plastic bottle or something. The same rule applies to Skippy's archive. Sometimes, you'll be having a good time and just want to keep going. You miss good details if you go too fast. Everybody's reading pace is different, but it's a good idea to be aware of the point of diminishing returns and just bookmark where you were, and keep reading and maybe drink some more. Then you can come back to where you left off before you got really high and see how many details you missed.

So here are the lists, there may be more later.

Lindsay Lohan
The Stones
The hatefuck with the one true church
Ask skippy
Cock Hog: The Legend of Larry Craig
Romance

The past

Reading old Skippystalin posts is something I just can't reccomend enough. All those years that I went without an Enjoy Every Sandwich archive seem so far away now. It's like a lost era, like that "time of chaos" narrative at the beginning of The Road Warrior. One of the interesting things you learn is which news outlets keep their 3 year old links good valid and which ones don't. The Aftenposten link in that article brought up the original article while the Houston times, chronicle, or whatever the fuck brought up nothing. The point is, you learn a lot when you read old Skippystalin posts.

You also avoid that situation where your own happiness is tied to the news cycle. I'm sure everybody out there knows that feeling of dread and dismay that grips you when you go a whole month without any update from Skippy on the adventures of Lindsay or an ode to one of his new loves. You know how you wake up thinking "Fuck!! It's been weeks since Skippy fell in love and blogged it!". And then you spend the next several days frantically guzzling whiskey to dull the pins and needles anticipation of that glorious day when the dry spell is finally over. I'm sure I'm not the only one doing that, although I am mildly disturbed by the fact that I seem to be the only one who has a blog devoted to it. That just goes to show how fucked society is. These natural human feelings are devalued and mocked and people are embarrassed to share them with the rest of the world, like it's something to be ashamed of.

So dig through these archives and pray to the Spaghetti Monster or whatever else for the day when Skippy finally gets a column in an alt-weekly somewhere, because that day will surely lead to an eventual book deal and the end of this time of chaos and despair that we must all slog through.

Another neglected classic

Skippy has a label "Politics is my life", but I don't see the original post with that title anywhere in his sidebar, so I've put it up on this sidebar. For those of you joining us late, the sidebar here is intended to be my list of classic works that aren't linked anywhere on Skippy's own sidebar. If you see one that actually is on Skippy's sidebar, please let me know. I'm also interested in hearing any opinions that might be out there as to other posts that should be on a "lost classics" list.

lost classics

Apologies to all who have been waiting for more lost classics to appear in this space. Hopefully this gem from early in the Enjoy Every Sandwich archive will tide you over until I can continue my digging in earnest.

Money Quote:

My North American audience is unfamiliar with the peirls of soccer as decent people are. North Americans are desperately familiar with the sad legacy of criminal activity in professional sports. We live in a time when half of the NFL and about a third of the NBA is under indictment for various felonies.

Crime in soccer is usually reserved for it's fans. This is because soccer fans are criminally insane, much like Australians.

The sidebar will be updated soon as well, but there's a bunch of other shit going on.

And, in case you were wondering, anal sex does indeed cure crow's feet. There's so much you can learn from reading Skippy.

Recent Posts

I haven't been able to keep up with recent entries so well lately, so I made this google gadget that enables anyone to browse the past few entries, five at a time. You can add it to your own iGoogle homepage if you have one of those, which you do if you have gmail, or you can just bookmark the permalink to this post.



The Google Reader can do the same thing and can do it for all of your blogs. If hit the "show all" button and switch to list view, you can scroll through the titles in reverse chronological order. But there's so much other shit going on that it gets kind of slow.

Why I Started This

The story of the true-life heroism of Charlie Sheen is inspiring the way Skippy tells it. It also reminds me of one of my favorite Skippystalin quotes one of the reasons I started this archive:

"...Frankly, blaming Charlie for straying is like blaming a Doberman for licking his balls. By that I mean, that you get to feel all morally superior for it, but it doesn't change the fact that you'd do the same thing if you could. "

From this neglected classic from the Summer of '05.

The Sidebar

I've put the best finds from my archive browsing up on the sidebar here. My goal is that this sidebar should serve as my vote for what Skippy ought to consider for his list. It should also be the best of what's not listed elsewhere. I may slip at times, but that's the target.

Money Quote of the Day

IS JESUS A PUSSY?

Money Quote of the Day

"...But sometimes, suicide is more than just a tragedy. Sometimes suicide can be fucking hilarious! "
from here

Technical notes

This archive has some work that needs to be done. It will be a while before I get to it, but I will get there. One thing is to get a static archive so that the old posts get indexed and come up in a blog search. The money quotes are only soundbytes, but they are some of the best soundbytes you'll find anywhere and if they're coming up in searches, the world will be a better place.

One important thing. As a best-of list, I don't think anything here is quite as good as Skippy's own sidebar. On the other hand, I haven't really looked at any of my lists and compared them side-by-side with the original sidebar. Some of them might be even better.

This site is mostly good for after you have read everything on the sidebar and need more, or when you're trying to find that one from way back whenever or something.

Anyway, stay tuned. There will be more Skippy goodness for all the thousands of readers who have come to rely on Tards Anonymous for their Skippy archiving needs.

Money Quote of the Day

Most of [my] time is spent masturbating and attempting to drink myself into a coma. I live to get fucked up. I view my liver as George Bush views al-Qaeda, something to be feared and destroyed.

from here

Another lost classic

Another one to consider for the Skippy's best list:

Money Quote:

"Nothing says, "You have a real purty mouth" quite like five figures. Several happy marriages are built on that. "

From here

And, for a more serious, but also funny, reminder of why all of us should get all of our news from Skippystalin,
here's his take on something that happened when somebody named Kerry was running. It's a good read. Sometimes I think I should learn more about our electoral system, but then I'm reminded that we have Canadians to do that shit for us.

Money Quote of the Day

"...And THAT'S what rock music should be about! It was never designed to be a forum for half-witted high school drop-outs to opine about U.S foreign policy in Central America. It was designed for dumb guys with unfortunate haircuts to bang pretty, if vapid, girls. Preferably girls considerably younger than themselves. "

from here

More Google search news

I should preface this with the warning that the two posts linked to in this post are good, but not quite as good as the ones on Skippy's sidebar. The words "war with my liver and penis" really stuck with me, but the rest of that post, while good, doesn't rise to level of Mind Your Own Mongoloid. The Dr. Kevin White story, on the other hand, while no Long Dong of the Law has real potential as a classic. Now back to the beginning of the story:

Okay, I found that Google's blogsearch. And I looked up "war with my liver and penis"--the search terms that inspired me to start this retarded archive, and the post came up. It was the one I started looking for a long time ago and started thinking how the world needs access to what's really important on the internet.

Being able to find it on blogsearch led me to wonder if there's really a need for this archive. Then I searched "bailing wire". Only one result came back. It is the one I was hoping for--the one that tells the story of what Skippy did to get fired from a previous job, and the adventures of Dr. Kevin White. But the same search terms on the folder in my hard drive where I keep all my stash of the old posts brings up 6 items. So I'm definitely going to keep this around for some time yet for the sake of completeness. Google's index is good, but it has some fucked up priorities.

Later, when I tried to click on the first post in blogsearch, it told me "blog not found", so they have some bugs in blogsearch. The URL that came up for that post was not the right one, which I found by looking back through my own archives here. So there definitely is still a need for this site.

Lost Classics

Skippy has called for all of us to recommend posts that would make good sidebar additions. I have been late in answering. But, I just found something that isn't on the sidebar and that I think is a neglected classic that all of you should read.

The story of that really hot teacher who got busted for doing it with students. Skippy's comments reflect exactly the kind of things I was saying when that event was in the news, only he says it a lot better. It's best when you're initially impressed with a blog post or essay, to let it sit for a while, then read it again before you put your name next to a claim that it really deserves a place alongside the immortal words that have already stood the test of time like My Own Personal Jesus, People vs. Paris Hilton, or Long Dong of the Law. But this one belongs on the list of things to at least consider as candidates for that list.

Oh and it turns out that shit I said in Skippy's comments about Google indexing was all wrong. It looks like Google now doesn't include blogs in a regular Google search. If you search 'Skippystalin' in Google, Enjoy Every Sandwich doesn't come up. You get mentions of him on other blogs, ones that don't have blogspot in their URLs, and you also get one sandwich-shop post--not sure why--but not what I would expect. I think this is a recent change, because I'm pretty sure Google search results weren't like this the last time I searched on Skippy.

They haven't excluded blogs from the Google index. If you search "obama site:enjoyeverysandwich.blogspot.com" then you'll get Skippy posts with the word "obama" in them. That's a neat trick I learned a while back that really comes in handy if you're like me and you find yourself thinking back to blog posts you read a couple of years ago and wanting to read them again. You put your search term(s), then "site:" followed by the non-www parts of the url of the site you want to search. But you can do that, and get results from a specific blog. Or you can put "site:blogspot.com" to get results from blogspot blogs in general. I think they also have a blog search feature out there somewhere, but I couldn't find it right away and didn't bother to actually look.

If you just search "skippystalin" some of his comments will come up because the comments are hosted by haloscan which doesn't have the word "blog" in the URL.

This is interesting because blogger is Google. There's probably some blogger out there putting new dents in his crash helmet and spilling his drool cup over this screaming something about his dissent being stifled or something. But it makes sense. Most people think of bloggers as drooling crash-helmeted retards only because they haven't read enough blogs to know that most bloggers make retards look like Einstein. Google is just recognizing the fact that a whole lot of moronic bullshit will come up if they return results from every blog with the regular search. Their search engine is their flagship product. On the other hand, I get all of my news from Skippystalin.

The point of all this was that what I said about adding shit to the sidebar getting it indexed on Google was probably right, but that won't cause it to come up in a normal Google search anymore. In order for Skippy's posts to come up in a normal Google search, they will have to be someplace that doesn't have "blogspot" in the url. For that to happen, Skippy will have to register a domain name, or find somebody who has one and copy all the posts to that place with a link on the main page that leads to a page from which you can find links to copys of all the rest of them at that same URL. I know that Skippy probably doesn't want anybody to be able to whois search his actual info and I wouldn't either. But Hosting Matters has a deal where you can have their company name and address registered as the owner of the URL and that will show up when someone does a whois search on it and that is all the info anybody without a warrant will get out of them.

There could be some value in having all of Skippy's old posts indexed by Google in a place where they show up in regular Google searches. More people googling their way into Skippy readership will increase the chance of Conan O'Brien, John Stewart, or the Onion hiring him as a writer which should have happened years ago. Hopefully a trade war between us and Canada doesn't get in the way of that. I really hope both Obama and Hilary are both lying about their plans to start such a thing.

Money Quote of the Day

"...Even the news, ordinarily the place I seek solace in the knowledge that somewhere out there, people have even more depressing lives than I do, has begun to taunt me. "

from here

Another great day

Yesterday, when our dear leader published his first Lindsay Lohan post in months was one of the happiest days of my recent life. And then, the very next day, there's a Love Letter to Amy Holmes. Skippy writes well on a lot of subjects, but the women in his fantasy life are by far my favorite to read about. I don't know if I agree with his view of Lindsay Lohan as the greatest American ever, but for all the great reading she's inspired as his muse, I think I owe that woman a rimjob. But, on the other hand, that's Skippy's fantasy, and it might not be sanitary to lick where another tongue has just been, even one as thoroughly disinfected as his. So some other tribute maybe.

I'm also not much of a salad tossing enthusiast myself. Skippy would say that makes me an inhuman monster unworthy of love. He's right about so many things that I should probably try tossing salad. But my own education is not the subject of this post. I bring up rimjobs just to illustrate how great the past two days have been and how far I would go for the muse responsible.

There's just something deeply right with the world when Skippy's romantic side comes out. It's like the smell of napalm in the morning, only even better. Actually, I don't know what napalm smells like at any time of day, but the point is that the past two days have been really good and I owe it all to Lindsay Lohan.

I think I will finally update the archive for the sake of all of the many users of this site. I would not have been able to find the link to the salad tossing post but for my archive here. When I think of all the many young people out there with dreams of learning to write well, but deprived of an archive of Skippy's work, I realize just how shitty modern education is that such a thing isn't provided in all the schools and it starts to get me down. But then I realize how easily I can do something about it, and I'm back to smelling napalm in the morning--or whatever it is that smells like victory.

Hope for humanity

For a long time Skippy has been commenting on American politics which is interesting reading, but you wind up feeling the end of the world creeping up on you. Then he publishes a new ode to Lindsay Lohan and I come away feeling renewed hope for humanity.

For more inspiration, see the complete list of Skippy's Lohan commentary.

And my favorites of his Lohan and Paris Hilton posts.

Money quote of the day

"...Frankly, I was shocked when Ms. Spears decided to lock herself down in Clapton's Antingua rehab. As I've discussed before, rehab only made Clapton himself boring and if you can afford 30 grand to clean up, you don't have a problem yet. Drugs and alcohol only become a problem when you run out of them."

from here

Money Quote of the Day

"...Catholicism alone is enough to turn one off of religion entirely. Imagine if you will, being the only male child in a Catholic institution who wasn't fondled by a Priest. Ultimately, that I left the faith. I abdandoned the Church because it didn't make me feel pretty. Besides, I'm pretty sure that all my childhood friends are enjoying their settlement money from the Toronto Diocese right now and I get squat. Bastards! Not only did the Church leave me with no self-esteem, I'm broke to boot!"

from here

2-2008

2/1/2008 11:13:00 PM - CANADA'S GENTLE FASCISM, THE UNBEARABLE DOUCHINESS OF EZRA LEVANT, AND WHY I HATE EVERYBODY WHO ISN'T ME
2/2/2008 10:59:00 PM - AN OPEN LETTER TO WARREN KINSELLA
2/4/2008 8:28:00 PM - BOB DOLE ROCKS THE MOTHERFUCKING CASBAH AND RUSH LIMBAUGH IS STILL A BIG, FAT IDIOT
2/5/2008 10:25:00 PM - JOHN McCAIN'S BIG TIME
2/6/2008 8:47:00 PM - ON ANN COULTER & TREASON
2/8/2008 10:21:00 PM - CHELSEA GIRL
2/9/2008 9:01:00 AM - NOTES ON THE HIGH COST OF ONE-LEGGED FETISH MODELS
2/10/2008 2:41:00 PM - WHY THE GOP WILL LOSE
2/11/2008 8:27:00 PM - "AY CARUMBA!"
2/12/2008 8:50:00 PM - FREE FALLIN'
2/13/2008 12:07:00 AM - SYMPATHY FOR THE DOLLY
2/14/2008 8:27:00 PM - I LOVE IT ENOUGH IT ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US
2/16/2008 9:44:00 AM - TOKYO SURPRISE
2/17/2008 9:03:00 AM - ELIOTT SPITZER IS A FUCKING FOOL AND WHY AMERICA IS CONSTANTLY WRONG
2/18/2008 9:16:00 PM - PERFECT DAY
2/19/2008 9:36:00 PM - A
2/20/2008 8:20:00 PM - VIDA GUERRA'S TALENT SHOW
2/22/2008 8:34:00 PM - HATS OFF FOR THE BIGGEST HOMO IN SHOW BUSINESS: THE BALLAD OF VALERIE AND ED
2/23/2008 12:44:00 PM - WHEN ALL YOU HAVE IS HOPE: BARACK OBAMA & THE GREAT AMERICAN NIGHTMARE
2/24/2008 12:16:00 AM - I APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT

Money Quote of the Day

"...There always is and shall always be something about born-again Christians working at Domino's and shooting each other in the face that makes me smile. "

from here

Money Quote of the Day

"...Robert Pickton is multi-faceted man. British Columbia pig farmer by day, butcher of prostitutes by night. As things already stand, Pickton, currently charged with 15 counts of first degree murder, may be responsible for upwards of 60. That's a lot of hookers. Pickton is, if convicted, Canada's most prolific serial killer. Yeah, I know, we're way behind in serial killing. But we'll beat your ass at lacrosse. "

From here

I wonder about that way behind part. Do we really have a serial killer down here with more than 60 bodies to his name?

Also enjoy new finds related to Skippy's love for the one true church and romantic adventures

Money Quote of the Day

"...My only reason for living anymore is the prospect of Simpson doing something stupid. The first three O.J trials hooked me. For the last 9 years, I've secretly hoped that the Juice would nut out and slaughter another blonde or waiter. It's shallow, I know, but what can you do? I'm famously difficult to entertain. "

from: here

Skippystalin money quote of the day

"The only TV I really watch is the news because I like screaming at the set, and "House" because I think I still have a few things to learn about being a chemically dependent, anti-social asshole who doesn't shave."

from this post

Fuck-uppery

Skippy revels in the fuck-uppery of his fellow man like no other blogger. Most of these items have already been linked in another list, but this is an important topic and I imagine a big part of the reason that so many of you keep coming back to this place so here is the beginning of the list. Actually, I started thinking I could make a good list of skippy's posts on the subject of fuck-uppery, but I realized that his sidebar is probably the best such list. I'll expand this one later when I find stuff in the archives that he hasn't yet linked to himself. But this might be a useful intro for those new to skippystalin fandom.

Wednesday, January 26, 2005
SOME KIND OF MONSTER

June 09, 2006
Why Elvis is Still the King

Wednesday, July 25, 2007
THE NEW YORK TIMES IS WRONG AND BERNIE BRILLSTEIN IS A BIG MEANIE

Monday, September 03, 2007
AMY WINEHOUSE IS FUN!

1-2008

1/1/2008 8:47:00 PM - FRANK O'DEA HAD FUN
1/2/2008 9:16:00 PM - CINDY MARGOLIS IS HOT, ANNOYING, BARREN
1/3/2008 8:15:00 PM - THE FALL OF DYNASTY POLITICS IN AMERICA AND THE RISE OF JOHN McCAIN
1/4/2008 8:01:00 PM - IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH!
1/5/2008 9:18:00 AM - ON A CROSS OF GOLD: WHY MITT ROMNEY CAN'T WIN
1/6/2008 10:26:00 AM - WHEN THE WHEELS FALL OFF, THE FINGER POINTING STARTS: THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR HILLARY CLINTON
1/6/2008 9:11:00 PM - A TRIVIAL NOTICE REGARDING THE SIDEBAR
1/7/2008 9:16:00 PM - WHERE DREAMS GO TO DIE
1/9/2008 7:22:00 AM - "COME ON UP TO THE RISING:" JOHN McCAIN KICKS ASS APLENTY
1/10/2008 7:30:00 AM - WHEREUPON THINGS GET SERIOUS
1/11/2008 7:44:00 AM - TANNED, RESTED AND FUCKING BROKE: RUDY GIULIANI'S PERMANENT VACATION
1/12/2008 10:48:00 AM - BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO: THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES EDITION
1/18/2008 8:37:00 PM - THE RETURN OF skippy & THE ELECTORAL BENEFITS OF LYING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
1/19/2008 9:29:00 AM - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, BILL & MONICA!
1/19/2008 10:52:00 PM - JESSICA LUCAS DONE CHANGED MY WAY OF THINKING
1/20/2008 9:24:00 AM - STEPHANE DION CRIES "HAVOC" AND LETS SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR. OR HE DOESN'T
1/22/2008 7:17:00 AM - MR. BILL DONE FUCKED UP: HOW TO RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD LEGACY
1/23/2008 8:54:00 PM - HE STILL HASN'T FOUND WHAT HE'S LOOKING FOR, INSISTS ON CONTINUING THE SEARCH MUCH TO THE ANNOYANCE OF EVERYONE
1/24/2008 8:40:00 PM - PANDERMONIUM! TWO MORE REASONS THAT MITT ROMNEY IS A SCUMBAG
1/25/2008 9:00:00 PM - "... THEN I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT:" THE BALLAD OF MAMIE VAN DOREN
1/26/2008 12:39:00 PM - DIVINE SECRETS OF THE YA-YA SISTERHOOD: KIM CAMPBELL LOSES HER MIND; OPINES ON HILLARY CLINTON
1/26/2008 5:41:00 PM - DICK DARMAN IS DEAD: NOTES ON WHY MICK STOCKINGER IS AN EVIL, IGNORANT DICKHEAD
1/27/2008 11:05:00 AM - DESTROY ALL REPUBLICANS