"...Even the news, ordinarily the place I seek solace in the knowledge that somewhere out there, people have even more depressing lives than I do, has begun to taunt me. "
from here
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Money Quote of the Day
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Another great day
Yesterday, when our dear leader published his first Lindsay Lohan post in months was one of the happiest days of my recent life. And then, the very next day, there's a Love Letter to Amy Holmes. Skippy writes well on a lot of subjects, but the women in his fantasy life are by far my favorite to read about. I don't know if I agree with his view of Lindsay Lohan as the greatest American ever, but for all the great reading she's inspired as his muse, I think I owe that woman a rimjob. But, on the other hand, that's Skippy's fantasy, and it might not be sanitary to lick where another tongue has just been, even one as thoroughly disinfected as his. So some other tribute maybe.
I'm also not much of a salad tossing enthusiast myself. Skippy would say that makes me an inhuman monster unworthy of love. He's right about so many things that I should probably try tossing salad. But my own education is not the subject of this post. I bring up rimjobs just to illustrate how great the past two days have been and how far I would go for the muse responsible.
There's just something deeply right with the world when Skippy's romantic side comes out. It's like the smell of napalm in the morning, only even better. Actually, I don't know what napalm smells like at any time of day, but the point is that the past two days have been really good and I owe it all to Lindsay Lohan.
I think I will finally update the archive for the sake of all of the many users of this site. I would not have been able to find the link to the salad tossing post but for my archive here. When I think of all the many young people out there with dreams of learning to write well, but deprived of an archive of Skippy's work, I realize just how shitty modern education is that such a thing isn't provided in all the schools and it starts to get me down. But then I realize how easily I can do something about it, and I'm back to smelling napalm in the morning--or whatever it is that smells like victory.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Hope for humanity
For a long time Skippy has been commenting on American politics which is interesting reading, but you wind up feeling the end of the world creeping up on you. Then he publishes a new ode to Lindsay Lohan and I come away feeling renewed hope for humanity.
For more inspiration, see the complete list of Skippy's Lohan commentary.
And my favorites of his Lohan and Paris Hilton posts.
Money quote of the day
"...Frankly, I was shocked when Ms. Spears decided to lock herself down in Clapton's Antingua rehab. As I've discussed before, rehab only made Clapton himself boring and if you can afford 30 grand to clean up, you don't have a problem yet. Drugs and alcohol only become a problem when you run out of them."
from here
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Money Quote of the Day
"...Catholicism alone is enough to turn one off of religion entirely. Imagine if you will, being the only male child in a Catholic institution who wasn't fondled by a Priest. Ultimately, that I left the faith. I abdandoned the Church because it didn't make me feel pretty. Besides, I'm pretty sure that all my childhood friends are enjoying their settlement money from the Toronto Diocese right now and I get squat. Bastards! Not only did the Church leave me with no self-esteem, I'm broke to boot!"
from here
2-2008
2/1/2008 11:13:00 PM - CANADA'S GENTLE FASCISM, THE UNBEARABLE DOUCHINESS OF EZRA LEVANT, AND WHY I HATE EVERYBODY WHO ISN'T ME
2/2/2008 10:59:00 PM - AN OPEN LETTER TO WARREN KINSELLA
2/4/2008 8:28:00 PM - BOB DOLE ROCKS THE MOTHERFUCKING CASBAH AND RUSH LIMBAUGH IS STILL A BIG, FAT IDIOT
2/5/2008 10:25:00 PM - JOHN McCAIN'S BIG TIME
2/6/2008 8:47:00 PM - ON ANN COULTER & TREASON
2/8/2008 10:21:00 PM - CHELSEA GIRL
2/9/2008 9:01:00 AM - NOTES ON THE HIGH COST OF ONE-LEGGED FETISH MODELS
2/10/2008 2:41:00 PM - WHY THE GOP WILL LOSE
2/11/2008 8:27:00 PM - "AY CARUMBA!"
2/12/2008 8:50:00 PM - FREE FALLIN'
2/13/2008 12:07:00 AM - SYMPATHY FOR THE DOLLY
2/14/2008 8:27:00 PM - I LOVE IT ENOUGH IT ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US
2/16/2008 9:44:00 AM - TOKYO SURPRISE
2/17/2008 9:03:00 AM - ELIOTT SPITZER IS A FUCKING FOOL AND WHY AMERICA IS CONSTANTLY WRONG
2/18/2008 9:16:00 PM - PERFECT DAY
2/19/2008 9:36:00 PM - A
2/20/2008 8:20:00 PM - VIDA GUERRA'S TALENT SHOW
2/22/2008 8:34:00 PM - HATS OFF FOR THE BIGGEST HOMO IN SHOW BUSINESS: THE BALLAD OF VALERIE AND ED
2/23/2008 12:44:00 PM - WHEN ALL YOU HAVE IS HOPE: BARACK OBAMA & THE GREAT AMERICAN NIGHTMARE
2/24/2008 12:16:00 AM - I APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT
Saturday, February 2, 2008
Money Quote of the Day
"...There always is and shall always be something about born-again Christians working at Domino's and shooting each other in the face that makes me smile. "
from here