lost classics

Apologies to all who have been waiting for more lost classics to appear in this space. Hopefully this gem from early in the Enjoy Every Sandwich archive will tide you over until I can continue my digging in earnest.

Money Quote:

My North American audience is unfamiliar with the peirls of soccer as decent people are. North Americans are desperately familiar with the sad legacy of criminal activity in professional sports. We live in a time when half of the NFL and about a third of the NBA is under indictment for various felonies.

Crime in soccer is usually reserved for it's fans. This is because soccer fans are criminally insane, much like Australians.

The sidebar will be updated soon as well, but there's a bunch of other shit going on.

And, in case you were wondering, anal sex does indeed cure crow's feet. There's so much you can learn from reading Skippy.