The anti-catholic archive

Skippy has a boner for the Catholic church that exceeds anything I've seen elsewhere. His hatred of the one true church animates his prose like nothing else. In his own words:

"If any of my readers ever want to hear an incandescent flurry of rhetorical violence, ask a lapsed Catholic his or her views on the Church. Then break out the popcorn and step back, becuse it's showtime! Oh, and don't worry. The screaming should stop in four or five hours. Goading an anti-papist is like giving booze to a recovering alcoholic ... wrong, but too much fun not to do."

I've done this myself and I can vouch for how much fun it is. Bookmark this list when you don't have a lapsed catholic handy and save the fun for a rainy day.

Sunday, August 24, 2003 6:42 PM
HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN

Friday, August 29, 2003 3:28 PM
FURTHER PROOF THAT GOD ISN'T CATHOLIC

Thursday, November 06, 2003 1:33 PM
VATICAN SEX TIPS

Wednesday, November 12, 2003
"YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUT THE KIDS WE DIDN'T MOLEST...."

Tuesday, December 16, 2003 8:08 AM
CONSISTENTLY WRONG SINCE 1146

Friday, January 16, 2004
MEMO TO MICHAEL II

Friday, February 06, 2004 9:56 PM
YOUR CATHOLIC CHURCH AT WORK

Monday, February 23, 2004 6:23 PM
OBSCENITY

Sunday, February 29, 2004 6:21 PM
MORE ANTI-PAPIST FUN

Wednesday, March 17, 2004
OTHER SIGNS SOCIETY IS DOOMED If you're wondering about the urinals mentioned at the beginning of this post, the story is here.

Tuesday, March 30, 2004 9:29 AM
IN WHICH I DEFEND JOHN KERRY AS A MEANS OF FURTHER ATTACKING THE CATHLOLIC CHURCH

Saturday, April 10, 2004 9:31 AM
Happy Easter From The Philippines

Saturday, September 04, 2004 2:40 PM
The Pope Should Suck my Balls money quote: "Today, the new ambassador of Canada presented his credentials to the Pope. "His Holiness" took this opportunity to denounce the recognition of same-sex marriage in the provinces of Quebec, Ontario and British Columbia. Were I an officer of the Canadian government, I would tactifully point out that Canada is less than appreciative of their people fucking our children. But we didn't. This is because Canadians are cowards. "

Monday, January 24, 2005 8:52 AM
THEOLOGY OF DEATH

Sunday, April 03, 2005 12:46 PM
"KAROL WOJTYLA : 1920-2005"

Saturday, April 23, 2005 10:22 AM
HABEMUS PAPAM : A TALE OF MISSED OPPORTUNITIES

Wednesday, April 06, 2005 8:25 PM
ON POPES, PRESIDENTS & POLITENESS

Wednesday, July 06, 2005 6:44 PM
Anti-papist wednesday

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 10:58 PM
PAPAL NEWSFLASH: GOD GOOD, SEX BAD, MARXISM EVEN WORSE. STRANGE SCENES FROM "FUCK A COMMIE FOR CHRIST" DAY

Sunday, March 05, 2006 8:47 AM
WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO CATHOLIC TOWN?

Sunday, October 08, 2006 7:47 AM
Bill Donohue and the Interesting Logic of the Catholic League

Tuesday, October 16, 2007 7:51 AM
The Wide Stance Returneth Home