"In age when American reading scores are at an all time low, I would suggested that Debra Lafave should be named the Patron Saint of Education. If someone who looked like Lafave blew me every time I read every time I read a fucking Dr. Suess book, I'd have written Moby Dick seven times over by now. Instead, you're reading this. So you tell me who the victim of a blowjob-free education is."

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