Money Quote of the Day

"...Robert Pickton is multi-faceted man. British Columbia pig farmer by day, butcher of prostitutes by night. As things already stand, Pickton, currently charged with 15 counts of first degree murder, may be responsible for upwards of 60. That's a lot of hookers. Pickton is, if convicted, Canada's most prolific serial killer. Yeah, I know, we're way behind in serial killing. But we'll beat your ass at lacrosse. "

From here

I wonder about that way behind part. Do we really have a serial killer down here with more than 60 bodies to his name?

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Money Quote of the Day

"...My only reason for living anymore is the prospect of Simpson doing something stupid. The first three O.J trials hooked me. For the last 9 years, I've secretly hoped that the Juice would nut out and slaughter another blonde or waiter. It's shallow, I know, but what can you do? I'm famously difficult to entertain. "

from: here

Skippystalin money quote of the day

"The only TV I really watch is the news because I like screaming at the set, and "House" because I think I still have a few things to learn about being a chemically dependent, anti-social asshole who doesn't shave."

from this post

Fuck-uppery

Skippy revels in the fuck-uppery of his fellow man like no other blogger. Most of these items have already been linked in another list, but this is an important topic and I imagine a big part of the reason that so many of you keep coming back to this place so here is the beginning of the list. Actually, I started thinking I could make a good list of skippy's posts on the subject of fuck-uppery, but I realized that his sidebar is probably the best such list. I'll expand this one later when I find stuff in the archives that he hasn't yet linked to himself. But this might be a useful intro for those new to skippystalin fandom.

Wednesday, January 26, 2005
SOME KIND OF MONSTER

June 09, 2006
Why Elvis is Still the King

Wednesday, July 25, 2007
THE NEW YORK TIMES IS WRONG AND BERNIE BRILLSTEIN IS A BIG MEANIE

Monday, September 03, 2007
AMY WINEHOUSE IS FUN!

1-2008

1/1/2008 8:47:00 PM - FRANK O'DEA HAD FUN
1/2/2008 9:16:00 PM - CINDY MARGOLIS IS HOT, ANNOYING, BARREN
1/3/2008 8:15:00 PM - THE FALL OF DYNASTY POLITICS IN AMERICA AND THE RISE OF JOHN McCAIN
1/4/2008 8:01:00 PM - IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH!
1/5/2008 9:18:00 AM - ON A CROSS OF GOLD: WHY MITT ROMNEY CAN'T WIN
1/6/2008 10:26:00 AM - WHEN THE WHEELS FALL OFF, THE FINGER POINTING STARTS: THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR HILLARY CLINTON
1/6/2008 9:11:00 PM - A TRIVIAL NOTICE REGARDING THE SIDEBAR
1/7/2008 9:16:00 PM - WHERE DREAMS GO TO DIE
1/9/2008 7:22:00 AM - "COME ON UP TO THE RISING:" JOHN McCAIN KICKS ASS APLENTY
1/10/2008 7:30:00 AM - WHEREUPON THINGS GET SERIOUS
1/11/2008 7:44:00 AM - TANNED, RESTED AND FUCKING BROKE: RUDY GIULIANI'S PERMANENT VACATION
1/12/2008 10:48:00 AM - BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO: THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES EDITION
1/18/2008 8:37:00 PM - THE RETURN OF skippy & THE ELECTORAL BENEFITS OF LYING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
1/19/2008 9:29:00 AM - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, BILL & MONICA!
1/19/2008 10:52:00 PM - JESSICA LUCAS DONE CHANGED MY WAY OF THINKING
1/20/2008 9:24:00 AM - STEPHANE DION CRIES "HAVOC" AND LETS SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR. OR HE DOESN'T
1/22/2008 7:17:00 AM - MR. BILL DONE FUCKED UP: HOW TO RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD LEGACY
1/23/2008 8:54:00 PM - HE STILL HASN'T FOUND WHAT HE'S LOOKING FOR, INSISTS ON CONTINUING THE SEARCH MUCH TO THE ANNOYANCE OF EVERYONE
1/24/2008 8:40:00 PM - PANDERMONIUM! TWO MORE REASONS THAT MITT ROMNEY IS A SCUMBAG
1/25/2008 9:00:00 PM - "... THEN I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT:" THE BALLAD OF MAMIE VAN DOREN
1/26/2008 12:39:00 PM - DIVINE SECRETS OF THE YA-YA SISTERHOOD: KIM CAMPBELL LOSES HER MIND; OPINES ON HILLARY CLINTON
1/26/2008 5:41:00 PM - DICK DARMAN IS DEAD: NOTES ON WHY MICK STOCKINGER IS AN EVIL, IGNORANT DICKHEAD
1/27/2008 11:05:00 AM - DESTROY ALL REPUBLICANS