Thursday, December 18, 2008

"In age when American reading scores are at an all time low, I would suggested that Debra Lafave should be named the Patron Saint of Education. If someone who looked like Lafave blew me every time I read every time I read a fucking Dr. Suess book, I'd have written Moby Dick seven times over by now. Instead, you're reading this. So you tell me who the victim of a blowjob-free education is."

From here

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

I'll never forget where i was

originally posted when I heard about the tragically wrong results of the 2008 Canadian Blog Awards

It's a sad day for all of us. Likely by now, You've heard the news about the Canadian blog awards. If you're still reading this, and wondering about the best way to drown your sorrows, I recommend Irish Whiskey, but another thing that helps is to revel in the fact that we Skippy supporters were right and Canadian voters were wrong. There are tons of examples of this out there already, but I've been meaning to compile this list for some time now.

Skippy has covered the issue of young boys getting blown by their teachers and just how fucking hot their teachers are longer than any other blogger. Whenever somebody says that the impending death of daily newspapers is a bad thing I tell them to show me one of those fucking butt-rags that hired Skippy to do a series on hot teachers blowing their students. Inevitably, they are at a loss for how to answer that. And I say "Hah!" take your daily newspapers and stick them up your ass. Skippy had to write all this for free. That's the top of the list of why daily newspapers deserve to die. That list continues for a while too.

But that's enough from me the archivist, the stories span the whole history of Enjoy Every Sandwich nearly to the beginning and they rule. Many of them are long. Don't try to take them all in at one sitting unless you have a really boring job where you can get away with reading pornographic blogs.

Saturday, June 12, 2004
Hot For Teacher

Tuesday, June 29, 2004
Hot For Teacher .... Again

Wednesday, October 12, 2005
THE DEPRAVITY OF SOCIALISM, BEER STORE GIRL & THOUGHTS ON PERFECT POLYGAMY

Wednesday, November 23, 2005
SHE FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON

Saturday, April 29, 2006
Kids These Days Suck!

Thursday, May 04, 2006
Breaking News From the Filthy Little Slut Desk

Sunday, August 06, 2006
"But Then, My Homework Was Never Quite Like This

This one, from earlier, really isn't part of the hot teacher theme, but it's a classic, so I'm putting it in here anyway:

Thursday, January 20, 2005
The Doctor Will See You Now: Kevin White Has The Greatest Bedside Manner Ever!