New Update 4-15-2009!!: Skippy's new Lohan odes inspired me to do a search on Enjoy Every Sandwich, and I found 3 posts that I had mist from late 07. If you thought you had read every Lohan post several times, think again!
If you're one of the new readers brought in by the Kinsella affair not yet familiar with the Lohan story, it gets transcendently awesome with the On Role Models post, My favorite is NY Times is wrong. Read those ones first and then go back to the beginning for completeness, then bookmark this list, because, if you have any aesthetic sense at all, you'll want to re-read these at least a couple of times a year.
From oldest to most recent:
| Thursday, January 05, 2006 | All This, Bulimia and Drug Problems Too! |
| Wednesday, July 12, 2006 | Lindsay Lohan Wants To Be a Filthy Little Whore, skippystalin Graciously Offers His Assistance |
| Thursday, September 14, 2006 | On Role Models and the Importance Thereof |
| Monday, June 11, 2007 | Lindsay Lohan is the Greatest American Ever
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| Thursday, July 19, 2007 | Bikini Rehab Works Wonders! How Lindsay Lohan Can Save Your Life!
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| Wednesday, July 25, 2007 | The New York Times is Wrong and Bernie Brillstein is a Big Meanie
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| Friday, July 27, 2007 | Susan Estrich Won't Shut Up: A Profile In Inhumanity
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| Thursday, August 02, 2007 | Lindsay Lohan Loves Everybody
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| Friday, August 24, 2007 | Lindsay Lohan Fights The Law, Wins! |
| Thursday, November 15, 2007 | OH, THE HARD-NIPPLED HUMANITY: LINDSAY LOHAN FACES JUSTICE |
| Sunday, December 23, 2007 | Lindsay Lohan Has the Right Idea Breathtaking Jugs |
| Tuesday, February 19, 2008 | Perfect Day |
| Monday, March 24, 2008 | Lindsay Lohan and the Painful Power of Truth |
| Wednesday, April 8, 2009 | Making My Heart Grow Fonder |
| Tuesday, April 14, 2009 | I Might Be The One For You! |
If anyone knows of any ones I've missed, please drop a comment.
6 comments:
http://enjoyeverysandwich.blogspot.com/2007/08/lindsay-lohan-loves-everybody-most.html
http://enjoyeverysandwich.blogspot.com/2007/07/susan-estrich-wont-shut-up-profile-in.html
http://enjoyeverysandwich.blogspot.com/2007/07/bikini-rehab-works-wonders-how-lindsay.html
http://enjoyeverysandwich.blogspot.com/2006/07/lindsay-lohan-wants-to-be-filthy.html
http://enjoyeverysandwich.blogspot.com/2006/01/all-this-bulimia-and-drug-problems-too.html
You're welcome.
Thank you skippy!! You fucking rule!!! And, if you think this list belongs on your own site and want to put it there, I can remove it from here anytime you give the word.
Like I said in the updated mission statement, this blog was originally something I thought of suggesting that you do, but then I got to thinking about how to explain why I thought it was a good idea and decided just doing it would be easier than explaining it. I'm clearly not your brightest reader.
Yeah, but that involves a lot of work and I'm very lazy. Very often I'm drunk too.
Some folks think these things are "problems." I see them as part of my charm.
Cool, you can stay drunk and keep writing, I'll handle the archiving.
If you ever run out of things to do, maybe drop the the links to any old randomly chosen past month in these comments. I'll put them in a table, and then readers will have access to the whole thing.
Actually, I won't use a table. I'll use bulleted lists. I tried putting August in a table and it put a whole bunch of blank space in there for no apparent goddamn reason. For now, bulleted lists will have to do.
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