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Retard Cage Match of the Doomed: The Sad Saga of the 2005/06 Canadian Federal Election - November 26, 2005 - January 24, 2006
Tyson TV: All Mike, All the Time
The Ballad of Captain Geography
The Madness of Mayor Mel
I Told Her I Love Her and She Said "Que?"
The skippystalin Lecture Series, Part One: Lessons of a Shithead Cyrano
The skippystalin Lecture Series, Part Two: The Cunnilingus Chronichles
Uday, We Hardly Knew Ye
California Tumbles Into the Sea
Terminating Government
Arnold Uber Alles
Waiting for Gaiman
In the Realm of the Gaiman Fan
"They're Selling Postcards Of The Hanging / They're Painting The Passports Brown" - Notes From The Ritual Suicide Of The Progressive Conservative Movement In Ontario
My Dinner With Dr. Reverend
skippy's Protection For Pornography Week Proclomation
skippy For President
Some Girls Give Me Knighthoods I Never Asked Them For
Richard Nixon Died For Your (Explative Deleted) Sins
Mr. & Mrs. Bloody Diapers, Bob Dylan & The Unbearable Gayness Of skippy
Give Me A Leonard Cohen Afterworld : Thoughts On Kurt Cobain, Ten Years Gone
George W. Bush And Me
The Passion Of Carl Bernstein
Adventures In Loss Prevention: Mind Your Own Mongloid
"Welcome To Canada. Now Show Us Your Tits!"
These Things I Believe: Gay Marriage And The Future Of American Law
Retail Politics, Wholesale Horseshit
George W. Bush: Last Of The Big Government Liberals
Getting Serious About Islamist Terrorism
Death Smells Sweetest In The Fall: A Timely Obituary For The Candidacy Of John Forbes Kerry, Esquire
The Dumbest Songs Ever: "Do They Know It's Christmas"
A Love Letter to Michelle, Driver of the 9:10PM Rocket Bus From Scarborough Town Center to Don Mills Station
How To Get Ahead In Terorism Without Even Trying
Breaking With History: Bush's Second Inaugaral Address
Some Kind Of Monster
"The Doctor Will See You Now:" Kevin White Has The Greatest Bedside Manner Ever!
The House That Hunter Built
A Quiet, Peaceful Life: A Portrait in 24 Hours
In Praise of Paris Hilton
Just You and Me, Punk Rock Girl
Who's Afraid Of W. Axl Rose?
The Girls of Porn:

Part One: Nikita Denise, Getting Fucked By Porn Stars: Not Always As Much Fun As You'd Think
, Part Two: Silvia Saint, Jenna Jameson Is Braver Than You Are, Part Three: Inari Vachs, Obituary Edition:Anna Malle, Special Report: Mimi Miyagi and the Parliament of Whores

Mass Transit Performance Art
The Adventures of Zanta
Terri Schiavo And Political Hypocracy
Come To Me, My Karly-Curls
skippy and Scalia: The Tale of a Great Friendship
How The Republican Party Found God And Lost Its Soul
Running On The Grave Of Terri Schiavo: Not Just For Republicans Anymore
Deep Throat, Watergate and the Legacy Of Richard Nixon
In Canada, You've Never Really "Done Your Time"
The Revenge of LBJ Updated November 27, 2005
On L. Cohen, Swindled and Bankrupt: A Cautionary Tale
Dinner is Served: Thoughts on Jessica Alba
Your Own Personal Jesus
Using Pakistani Domestic Policy To Flirt
In The Court Of The Maximum Leader
Sex Offender Registries And Stupidity
Most People Are Wrong: Why Angelina Jolie Is A Much Better Wife Than Jennifer Anniston
Death Of A Ladies Man: Martinis, Tranquilizers & Wife Beating - The Decline & Fall of Rene Levesque
New Jersey, Home of the Sexy
On the Smell of Victory...Among Oter Things
Free At Last, Free At Last, Good God Almighty, I Am Free At Last
Okay, But Hardly Lawsuit Worthy: The Litigious Tits Of Jennifer Anniston
Justice For Karly-Curls
Fuck the Children, Fuck those Needle-Dicked, Non-Smoking Cocksuckers, And if You Disagree With Me, Fuck You, Too!
The Greatest Story Ever Told,and Part Two
Speaking Words of Wisdom: Jessica Alba's Ass
Jessica Simpson Discusses Her Tits, Nick Lachey Unable to Stop Weeping
A Nuclear Iran: Let's Start Thinking Like Rational Adults, Shall We?
No Means No, You Bitch!
Confessions of a Tobacco Fiend
Behold the Magic Wand! Fear the Magic Wand!
Me Learn Good, Part 1 Part Two Part Three
Get Your Wings
Hymen Love With You
Scott Stapp Must Die
Wherein the Birthday Boy is Challenged
Won't You Take Me To Catholic Town
Fuck Texas
Love Letters From Rummy
Whereupon Terrorist Threats Are Made Upon Poetry Magazine
Evangeline Lilly Is A Delusional Pain In The Ass And Should Be Beheaded Soon
The Greatest Conspiracy Story Ever Told
She Come 'Round Here, Just About Midnight
Sean Connery Smacks His Bitch Up
"You Should See My Home. It's.....So Nice
Lifestyle Columnists Aren't Very Smart
Susan Sarandon Is a Liberal Loudmouth, Also Has Spectacular Knockers
skippystalin: International Criminal Extradionaire, The Further Adventures of Fast Johnny Fuckhead, I'll Make You Famous: The New Adventures of Crazy Johnny Arkle
Thoughts on I'm Not a Feminist, But...
Notes on the Great Retard Smoking Debate
Valerie Gibson And I Finally Agree: Children Are Evil And Have More Fun Than Either Of Us
"I Don't Know But I've Been Told / Recruiting's Gotten Awfully Bold"
He's Just Not That Into You
Why Elvis is Still the King
Gullible's TravelsWho's the Better Boyfriend? Part One: Zacarias Moussaoui, Part Two: Roy Cohn
Good To See That Worked Out: Thoughts On Middle East Democracy
The Neverending Story Of Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee
The World Isn't Fair: On Hot, Blonde Supermodels and the Trolls Who Eat Them Out in Public , Victoria Silvstedt, The Lord, and the Mysterious Ways Thereof
Requiem for a Heavyweight: On the Late, Great Rob Smith
From the Department of Sexy Secrets Revealed: Regis Philbin Edition
Is Bill Clinton a Fairy or Just an Asshole?
Building A Better Broad
Oh, Grow the Fuck Up, You Fucking Babies
Big Ones, Little Ones ... Everyone Loves Boobies
Titanic Titties Top Terror
From The Department of Behaviour Modification
Dildos Can Be Dangerous
"And I Know No One Can Sing The Blues Like Blind Willie McTell"
When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong
G.G. Allin And The Meaning Of Life
Is Karl Rove Finished?
Leave My Porno Slut Alone, Destroying The Villiage To Save It
Lindsay Lohan And The Importance Of Role Models
Let's Get Kinky!
Dear Mr. President, Go Fuck Yourself
He's Not That Innocent: The Devil & Mikhail Sergeyevich
Full Of Cum, Full Of Dumb: The Ballad of Belinda Stronach
Let's Hear It For The Boy: Mark Foley & The Meaning Of Love
Bill Donohue And The Interesting Logic Of The Catholic League
The Greatest American Hero: Mouhammed Shaukat, Soldier Of Freedom
Remember Her Voice: A Plea To Support The Memory Of Iris Chang, 1968-2004
Robert Redford & The Infamous Mr. Ed
Screeched: Dustin Diamond Is Ready For His Close-Up
In My Father's House
Postcards Of The Hanging: The Softer Side Of Saddam
New Model # 15: The Unquiet Love Life of Marilyn Manson
Kim Kardashian And The Color Of Love
Gavin Newsom Is On Fucking Fire!
Assissted Suicide For The Mentally Ill: Not As Crazy As You'd Think
The Sad Life And Death Of A Centerfold
Getting Obama
Lisa Marie Nowak Wants To Know What Love Is
Stem Cells: Now With New And Improved Tits!
Locking Up The Toybox: The Sad, Strange Saga of Williams v. Attorney General of Alabama
"Hurt Him? It Damn Near Rectum!:" An Asshole Adventure In A Loser's Life
"With A Head Full Of Snow:" Keith Richards & The Meaning Of Father's Day
Any Way You Cut It, I'm Fucked: Sikhism & skippy
The Devil, Daniel Johnston, Dr. Reverend & Me
The People vs. Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan is the Greatest American Ever!
Making a Run for the Border: Why Comprehensive Immigration Reform is Unmitigated Bullshit
On Richard Russell, Curiously Remembered
The Decline & Fall of Katie Couric
If I Was Peter North
The Greatest Song Ever
Getting Sober The Right Way
Constitutional Law in Theory and Practice Through the Eyes of an Idiot
Chuck Schumer is a Dick!
Give Me Your Poor, Your Tired, Your Huddled Leftist Shitheads, Yearning to Annoy Me
The Poontang Primary