Sunday, August 26, 2007

August 2007

This is what I originally envisioned when I got the idea for this blog some months ago. It's something I thought about suggesting to Skippy, he could create a post like this one, put a link to it on the sidebar and then he would have the equivalent of an archive. I'm happy to keep doing it here if he doesn't want to.

Oh, and I updated the Mission Statement.

8-1-2007

08-03-200708-04-200708-06-200708-07-200708-08-200708-09-200708-10-200708-13-200708-15-200708-16-200708-17-200708-18-200708-2-200708-21-200708-23-200708-24-200708-25-200708-26-200708-27-200708-28-200708-29-20078-30-2007

Saturday, August 25, 2007

La Lohan

New Update 4-15-2009!!: Skippy's new Lohan odes inspired me to do a search on Enjoy Every Sandwich, and I found 3 posts that I had mist from late 07. If you thought you had read every Lohan post several times, think again!

If you're one of the new readers brought in by the Kinsella affair not yet familiar with the Lohan story, it gets transcendently awesome with the On Role Models post, My favorite is NY Times is wrong. Read those ones first and then go back to the beginning for completeness, then bookmark this list, because, if you have any aesthetic sense at all, you'll want to re-read these at least a couple of times a year.

From oldest to most recent:


Thursday, January 05, 2006 All This, Bulimia and Drug Problems Too!
Wednesday, July 12, 2006 Lindsay Lohan Wants To Be a Filthy Little Whore, skippystalin Graciously Offers His Assistance
Thursday, September 14, 2006 On Role Models and the Importance Thereof
Monday, June 11, 2007 Lindsay Lohan is the Greatest American Ever
Thursday, July 19, 2007 Bikini Rehab Works Wonders! How Lindsay Lohan Can Save Your Life!
Wednesday, July 25, 2007 The New York Times is Wrong and Bernie Brillstein is a Big Meanie
Friday, July 27, 2007 Susan Estrich Won't Shut Up: A Profile In Inhumanity
Thursday, August 02, 2007 Lindsay Lohan Loves Everybody
Friday, August 24, 2007 Lindsay Lohan Fights The Law, Wins!
Thursday, November 15, 2007OH, THE HARD-NIPPLED HUMANITY: LINDSAY LOHAN FACES JUSTICE
Sunday, December 23, 2007Lindsay Lohan Has the Right Idea Breathtaking Jugs
Tuesday, February 19, 2008 Perfect Day
Monday, March 24, 2008 Lindsay Lohan and the Painful Power of Truth
Wednesday, April 8, 2009Making My Heart Grow Fonder
Tuesday, April 14, 2009I Might Be The One For You!


If anyone knows of any ones I've missed, please drop a comment.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Jackpot!

Skippy found this dump of links in his referrers and obliged us all with a link to the Japanese love doll post that inspired me to set this up in the first place.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Ask Skippy

I would love to see this feature revived. I would ask Skippy's advice about something, but most advice columnists answer questions from people who have problems relating to other people. To have those problems, I would have to get out and meet some non-imaginary people. That project is one I keep putting off.

Skippy's Intro
ASK skippy, VOLUME ONE
ASK skippy, VOLUME TWO
ASK skippy, VOLUME THREE
ASK skippy, VOLUME FOUR
ASK skippy, VOLUME FIVE
ASK skippy, PART FIVE
ASK skippy, PART SIX
ASK skippy, PART SEVEN
ASK skippy, PART EIGHT
ASK skippy: PART NINE
ASK skippy: PART TEN
ASK skippy, PART ELEVEN
ASK skippy, PART TWELVE
ASK skippy: PART THIRTEEN
ASK skippy: PART FOURTEEN
ASK skippy: PART FIFTEEN
ASK skippy: PART SIXTEEN
ASK skippy, PART SEVENTEEN

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Canadian Politics

Skippy often analyzes Canadian politics in ways that may be interesting to his more literate readers. Those readers will have to make their own Skippy link dump.

Saturday, January 17, 2004
GEORGE W. BUSH, A MAN AMOUNG MEN

Wednesday, November 16, 2005 2:02 PM
This summary of Quebec politics from November of 05 is a good place to start for those of us who only read about Canadian politics when there's dick jokes involved. Money quote: Unlike in the rest of Canada, leadership races in Quebec are downright fascinating. In English Canada, your likelihood of becoming the leader of a major political party is directly proportionate to your ability not to clash too much with the furniature. In Quebec generally - and the Parti Quebecois specifically - you can be a guy who lives under a bridge and talk about nothing but the war that God and the Devil that is fought entirely in your own skull and be assured a spot on the second ballot.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

The anti-catholic archive

Skippy has a boner for the Catholic church that exceeds anything I've seen elsewhere. His hatred of the one true church animates his prose like nothing else. In his own words:

"If any of my readers ever want to hear an incandescent flurry of rhetorical violence, ask a lapsed Catholic his or her views on the Church. Then break out the popcorn and step back, becuse it's showtime! Oh, and don't worry. The screaming should stop in four or five hours. Goading an anti-papist is like giving booze to a recovering alcoholic ... wrong, but too much fun not to do."
I've done this myself and I can vouch for how much fun it is. Bookmark this list when you don't have a lapsed catholic handy and save the fun for a rainy day.

Sunday, August 24, 2003 6:42 PM
HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN

Friday, August 29, 2003 3:28 PM
FURTHER PROOF THAT GOD ISN'T CATHOLIC

Thursday, November 06, 2003 1:33 PM
VATICAN SEX TIPS

Wednesday, November 12, 2003
"YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUT THE KIDS WE DIDN'T MOLEST...."

Tuesday, December 16, 2003 8:08 AM
CONSISTENTLY WRONG SINCE 1146

Friday, January 16, 2004
MEMO TO MICHAEL II

Friday, February 06, 2004 9:56 PM
YOUR CATHOLIC CHURCH AT WORK

Monday, February 23, 2004 6:23 PM
OBSCENITY

Sunday, February 29, 2004 6:21 PM
MORE ANTI-PAPIST FUN

Wednesday, March 17, 2004
OTHER SIGNS SOCIETY IS DOOMED If you're wondering about the urinals mentioned at the beginning of this post, the story is here.

Tuesday, March 30, 2004 9:29 AM
IN WHICH I DEFEND JOHN KERRY AS A MEANS OF FURTHER ATTACKING THE CATHLOLIC CHURCH

Saturday, April 10, 2004 9:31 AM
Happy Easter From The Philippines

Saturday, September 04, 2004 2:40 PM
The Pope Should Suck my Balls money quote: "Today, the new ambassador of Canada presented his credentials to the Pope. "His Holiness" took this opportunity to denounce the recognition of same-sex marriage in the provinces of Quebec, Ontario and British Columbia. Were I an officer of the Canadian government, I would tactifully point out that Canada is less than appreciative of their people fucking our children. But we didn't. This is because Canadians are cowards. "

Monday, January 24, 2005 8:52 AM
THEOLOGY OF DEATH

Sunday, April 03, 2005 12:46 PM
"KAROL WOJTYLA : 1920-2005"

Saturday, April 23, 2005 10:22 AM
HABEMUS PAPAM : A TALE OF MISSED OPPORTUNITIES

Wednesday, April 06, 2005 8:25 PM
ON POPES, PRESIDENTS & POLITENESS

Wednesday, July 06, 2005 6:44 PM
Anti-papist wednesday

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 10:58 PM
PAPAL NEWSFLASH: GOD GOOD, SEX BAD, MARXISM EVEN WORSE. STRANGE SCENES FROM "FUCK A COMMIE FOR CHRIST" DAY

Sunday, March 05, 2006 8:47 AM
WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO CATHOLIC TOWN?

Sunday, October 08, 2006 7:47 AM
Bill Donohue and the Interesting Logic of the Catholic League

Tuesday, October 16, 2007 7:51 AM
The Wide Stance Returneth Home

A true classic

This post has no link on the front page and doesn't come up first when you google "Long dong" proving that there's no justice in the world:

Long dong of the law