The post that started it all

Here is the post that originally made me a regular reader of Skippy. And the money quote

Besides, I have drinking and masturbating to do tonight, and if you people think that entertaining you ranks anywhere near my four decade long war with my liver and penis, you're sadly, horribly mistaken.

Right now (10-21-2007) you can run "war with my liver and penis" through google and get nothing other than papers by a urologist on dick injuries in the Civil War. I believe that will change in a week or so.