"One of the larger truths of the human experience is that television is a very limited medium in which to properly express one's stupidity. That's why Al Franken got out of it. If you're really stupid, you want that stupidity in a physical form, one you can touch and leave out on the coffee table so you can show it off to your friends. You need to write a book. If you're Bill O'Reilly, you need to write three, including one for children while you're facing a sexual harassment lawsuit."
From This classic tribute to then Senator Rick Santorum