"I've long lived by the maxim that when life hands you a lemon, you should get a bottle of tequilla and drink yourself silly. On the other hand, I'm a strong believer that even when life doesn't hand you a lemon, you should still drink an entire bottle of tequilla. This is because my life is an unending nightmare and I'd be grateful for a fucking lemon."
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Lost Classics:
Conservative Match
The Girls of CNN
Sam Walls: Too Pretty For Politics
Politics is my Life
You Know Your Band Sucks If...
The Funniest Thing I Ever Saw
Idle Hands: Why Soccer is Evil and Should be Banned
The Long Dong of the Law
The Pope Should Suck My Balls
Ask Skippy (complete list)
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Love Letters to a Bangalicious Barrister
Love Letter to Amy Holmes
Toilet Etiquette and the Damnable Security Industry
High School Should be Outlawed and Football Players are Homos!
That's Why I Love Mankind!
America and Me
My lists
The Girls of CNN
Sam Walls: Too Pretty For Politics
Politics is my Life
You Know Your Band Sucks If...
The Funniest Thing I Ever Saw
Idle Hands: Why Soccer is Evil and Should be Banned
The Long Dong of the Law
The Pope Should Suck My Balls
Ask Skippy (complete list)
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Love Letters to a Bangalicious Barrister
Love Letter to Amy Holmes
Toilet Etiquette and the Damnable Security Industry
High School Should be Outlawed and Football Players are Homos!
That's Why I Love Mankind!
America and Me
My lists
Mission Statement
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