Wednesday, December 12, 2007

12-2007

12/1/2007 4:29:00 PM - "WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?" THOUGHTS ON THE NEW SOUTHERN STRATEGY
12/2/2007 9:37:00 AM - WHEREUPON skippy FALLS IN LOVE AGAIN: SOUTH ASIAN EDITION
12/3/2007 8:48:00 PM - THE MALE CHARITABLE IMPULSE & THE GREATEST WEBSITE EVER
12/5/2007 7:09:00 AM - "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? I WANT YOU TO TAKE MANY PIECES OF ME": STEPHANE DION IS DETERMINED TO LOSE
12/5/2007 8:45:00 PM - MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
12/6/2007 8:28:00 PM - BERNIE WARD'S "ERROR OF JUDGMENT" AND HOW NO GOOD CAN COME OF WRITING
12/7/2007 7:41:00 AM - PIMP MY FAITH: MITT ROMNEY GETS HIS GOD ON!
12/8/2007 7:52:00 AM - ALL POLITICS IS LOCAL: A LOOK INTO THE LABRATORY OF GREED, STUPIDITY AND MARTIAL LAW
12/8/2007 9:21:00 PM - ONCE YOUR SPOUSE GOES BLACK .... YOU GET TO BE PRESIDENT!
12/9/2007 9:47:00 PM - MAYBE THE ONLY REASON A SANE PERSON COULD SUPPORT HILLARY CLINTON'S CAMPAIGN
12/10/2007 9:09:00 PM - SHOULD THIS MAN GO TO PRISON? JOHN KIRIAKOU & THE MEANING OF TORTURE
12/12/2007 8:00:00 PM - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD: THE LONELY DEATH OF AQSA PARVEZ
12/13/2007 8:13:00 PM - WHO IS ABU ZUBAYHAH?
12/14/2007 7:57:00 PM - "HEY JOE, WHERE YOU GOIN' WITH THAT GUN IN YOUR HAND?"
12/15/2007 8:53:00 AM - THE KOREAN QUANDRY: HOW AHN YOO-JIN ROCKED THE PENINSULA
12/16/2007 7:45:00 PM - PRIYA RAI CURES HOMOSEXUALITY!
12/17/2007 8:50:00 PM - THE MOST IMPORTANT SONG YOU'LL EVER HEAR
12/18/2007 7:24:00 AM - "HO, HO, HO"
12/21/2007 8:03:00 PM - skippy VOTES A LOT
12/22/2007 11:55:00 AM - THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HENRY
12/23/2007 11:11:00 AM - LINDSAY LOHAN HAS THE RIGHT IDEA, BREATHTAKING JUGS
12/24/2007 7:40:00 PM - ... AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT
12/25/2007 8:45:00 AM - TIDINGS OF COMFORT AND JOY, COMFORT AND JOY!
12/25/2007 11:01:00 PM - WILL SMITH IS OUTRAGED, STUPID
12/27/2007 8:09:00 PM - THE FAMILY GUY
12/29/2007 7:57:00 AM - GET BEHIND ME SATAN!

Saturday, December 8, 2007

all apologies

I know I've neglected my unofficial archivist duties while life repeatedly fucked me in the ass. But things have improved somewhat and I'm able to walk without any too-obvious signs of the past couple month's sodomy storm.

I was sorting through the emails from all the legions of other skippy fans who have come to depend on this site as their new home away from home when skippy's output lags or when they need to find an old post.

As you all probably know, the past two months have been good ones for Enjoy Every Sandwich fans.

As some of you probably know, I was completely wrong about how the google spiders work. I thought that me having a link to every old enjoyeverysandwich post up to November of this month would cause all those posts to be indexed on google. It looks like google spiders don't index pages that aren't linked to the main page on the site. That makes sense. Their database must be insanely huge and they have to keep its growth under control.

So the thing I'm going to do sometime soon, is rework the script I wrote so that it scrunches all the links to skippy's old posts into one page and hopefully he will copy that one page into a post of his own and link it on his sidebar. He will be able to backdate that post so that it doesn't interfere with any of his current shit. That, I believe, will cause the google spiders to get all of his shit indexed properly. Then people googling will be able to happen across all that old shit, not just the shit with a special sidebar link.

I'm still reading through January 2004, and I came across this classic. Some background. Grouphug.us was a site where pathetic losers could reassure each other that they weren't too pathetic. Skippy liked to mock them and did so with his usual skippiness. I would check to see if they're still in business, but I'm too drunk.

Happy holidays tards.

Oh, Here's another group hug post I think I'm going to have to make a list of these.